Welcome Sinners!

About Evil Vintage

HELLO! My name is Marcus, Elslammer, Goblin Boy, or Maggot lol. I design and make pin badges EVIL BADGES BABY thats my main this and some caps n tshirts but my pinsz are what people DIG! All my EVIL BADGES are now available on BIG CARTEL n ETSY links above. I like selling vintage clothes toys n records too, see links BUT my main heart is EVIL BADGES designed on my ancient mac. Im self taught graphic monkey n love makin flyers for bands and dj club nights HIT ME UP! I am a bit autistic and ADHD and get social phobia n burn outs. I play guitar and was in THE SLAMMERS, FREAK 4 & THE BEARDS and once got the 5678s to play out local football club and we supported them! I HAD A DREAM in made it happen with a little help from a witch (true story) and a hairdresser! Used to dj for legendary Hitchin club nights SPIN OUT! and TIMEWARP. many boffin spies dies to bring u this information. I love my daughter n cat n and little bugs.I wanna to do a club with go go dancers with 60s go go n bettie page visuals called BUG OUT! so far its just a logo n a badge n some COOL flyers i did, see below, joe, oh yeah!

EVIL BAND RECOMENZ

60S GARAGE BANDS

The Wailers (GODS), The Sonics, THe Count Five, The Shadows Of Knight, ? & THe Mysterians, The Remains, Thee MIdniters, The Music Machine, The Seeds, Paul Revere & the Raiders, The Swamp Rats, 13th FLOOR ELEVATORS, Davie Allan & The Arrows

90S GARAGE BANDS

THe Trashwomen,The Bobbyteens, THe Brentwoods, Supercharger, The HEadcoats, THe Headcoatees, The 5,6,7,8s, The Rip Offs, The Mummies, The Countbackwards, The Phantom Surfers & OMG THEEE BAT holy fucking ballz amaxing three piece japan band the played bat shaped guitars n dressed like british policemen! Saw them in spain n the club flooded n it was THEEEEEEEEEEE best gig of the fucking LIFE!

EVIL TUNES & BUG OUTs!

THE WHYTE BOOTS- NIGHTMARE. Epic trash girl group slayer tale of chick steals guy from chick, they fight, she kills her and the cops come and take her away! 'ITS ALL MY FAULT SHES DEAD!'

THE TAMMYS- EGYPTIAN SHUMBA. TOP TEN girl group screamer about having a dream about going on a date with some MUMMIES! Sisters Gretchen and Cathy Owens and their friend Linda Jones started the band in highschool & were thrown out of a local restaurant for singing along to the jukebox. "We'll be on that jukebox someday", they vowed. Has to be heard to be believed! ALL TIME GIRl PUNK ROCK! "Way down in Egypt land The mummies took our hand Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Egyptian Shumba! Eek eek! Ow ow!Egyptian Shumba!"

WAYNE WILLIAMS- RED HOT MAMA. WILD Tennesse 1958 Rockabilly BASHER! FAv of Lux of the CRAMPS coz he loves himself dem RED HOT MAMAS, just ask IVY WOOW! Too Cool! Sounds like it was recorded in yr front room All Desperate n wild n unhinged like the best rock n roll should be, with w WILD BLAZIN Guitar Solo WEEE!" When Shes Hot Shes Hot All Over!"

HERBIE DUNCAN - HOT LIPS BABY. Another Atomic Rockabilly Cramps Fav! In 1958 Herbs Mum convinced Marvel label boss Harry that he was the next Elvis n let him wild in the studio to record this crazy crude wacky vocal killer! On stage he would shake n vibrate so much the girls would go wild! Harry would drive a truck round selling wild 45s by blastin the tunes out into the street! Herb was later tracked down living in a trailer with his wife in Kansas n he was still swingin n vibratin! 'Lets Rock Yeah!'

VERN PULLENS - BOP CRAZY BABY. This Rockabilly beast is SO WILD that THE CRAMPS were gonna call themselves THE BOP CRAZY BABIES! and by the 2nd guitar break when he screams WELL BOP BABY!! and the band n Vern are losin there shit u can see why! In the EVIL top 10!

RON HAYDOCK & THE BOPPERS - 99 CHICKS. "Well theres 99 chicks it be just my luck not one of the girls that i wanna fuck!"wails Rockin Ron Haydock, Pretty wild stuff in 1958! Ron, like John Waters, got his mind twisted forever when seeing Gene Vincent n the blue caps perform lookin like a bunch of wild Hoodlums on THE GIRL CANT HELP IT at the local Sinema! After that he got him a guitar in began to wail, recording this with neighbourhood teens while still in highschool! THey recorded another 45 and a heap of other killer songs that didnt get released till the 70s includin KNOCKOUT that was covered by the killer SUPERCHARGER in the 90s.He started a rock n roll n movie fanzine called APE, then wrote for FAMOUS MONSTERS and FANMO n wrote a ton of trashy adult books with titles like LESBIAN STRIPPER, APE RAPE & FLESH PEDDLERS, then he met the trash movie geniue Ray Dennis Steckler and went on to write, produce and star in the crazied RAT PFINK A BOO BOO!an unusual and abnormal low rent insane batman and robin rip where ron is a rock n roll singe by day and a man in a ski mask riding in the sidecar of a motorecycle made to look like a rat fighting crime at night and the film stars an APE of course! He wrote for comic books but suffered from bad mental health and and ended up in las vegas thinkin he was a cowboy star, he died in 1977 on route 66, hit by a truck while wandering the road n was buried the day Elvis died.

THE PHANTOM - LOVE ME. THEEEE NO 1 1960 Wildest Crazed Outt of its TREE Punk Rock n Roll Record of ALL TIME! "ARAGAGAH ERP ERP LETS GO!" and off it goes like a fuckin train to the mind melting SOLO with the singer soundin like a fucking WEREWOLF! these boys aint playin! GOD DAMN I SAID GODDAMN! EVIL No 1 hot rockin 45 right there man! Oh an i heard a demo version of this thats EVEN WILDER!

LIKES

iggy * mo mo * noodles * repro rockabilly 45s! * Garage Punk lps * trash bmovies * trailer trash * the cramps * 50s 60s 70s * vintage clothes * counter culture * studio ghibi * people that give me love for my designs! * 50s Pin up girls! * curry * stevenage * PINS!

HATES

bosses * fake people * trump * all politics * snobs * graphic design jobs * house music * haters * media * intolerance * mean people and bullies

BIG THANKS TO

Iggy for helping my start my first depop shop during lockdown when i hadnt been paid for 6 months omg! And for helping shape Evil and the badges, suggesting great pins, and helping me choose the best layouts.

kreayshawn.com for inspo and all the links i needed to do this web site n her CHATGPT can help u tip! Saved my life! Make your own! Take Back Control! See links for krayshawns site and Smile.Rip and go down the rabit hole.

Ram Dass for taking too much lsd n helping me see life differently